LinkedIn?

I need a new job, kinda bored with the one i have at the moment. II heard there was work to be had here, but so far it seems like only handjobs and blowjobs are on offer! One nice woman offered me a job cleaning her house. The work uniform was missing som fabric on the seat, and looked very tight as well. I had to turn it down though after she said that she would pay me by trampling my balls. I thought what was odd. Mostly cuz I’ve only got the one, and i need that for the weekly football match with the boys.

Oh well. I’ll keep looking,.. but, wait! Maybe you have a suggestion for me?